Next time some pussy wants to call all Americans idiots

Wax figure of Hitler beheaded in Berlin

You’ve heard all the claims leveled against Americans. They’re “gun-obsessed whackos”, “sexually repressed fundamentalists”, and “warmongering rednecks”. Well, I’ve known for a while that if I wanted to, I could stereotype all modern Germans as pusillanimous, self-hating, whiny Euro-trash. But of course, I know they aren’t all like that. But just as America has some retards who serve as the inspiration for an entire stereotype, Germany now has the poster boy for everything that’s wrong with their country (well… besides Gerhard Schroeder).

Well before this incident, Germany has been known for Nazi-like practices in an attempt to apologize for the fact that they were once Nazis. Here in America, people have the right to say stupid shit, like that God created the world in 6 days and then smoked weed on the 7th. But in Germany, if you say equally silly shit, like that the Holocaust didn’t happen – and granted it is pretty silly – you get locked up. How does the expression go? Thou doth protest too much?

But until now I thought it was an inept government perpetuating these idiocies onto an annoyed population. Then this moron goes and lops off a sculpture’s head because Hitler was a meanie weenie. Boo hoo hoo. Of course, somebody had to elect that Volksfeind Schroeder into office. Ugh. I’m out like Germany’s sense of self-esteem.