Hah. Take that you withered old cunt rag.
Leona Helmsley’s lapdog loses most of inheritance.
In a victory for rationalism, Leona Caligula Helmsley’s Maltese dog’s fortune is reduced from $12M to $2M. That’s still an obscene amount of money for a dog, whose main interests in life are the frugal pleasures of eating, shitting, and humping, but at least it’s $10M more that will be appropriated more logically by a judge.
