FAUX News to hire Mike Huckabiotch as pundit

In other news, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Mike Huckabee, and Man Coulter to compare penis size then jerk each other off.

Well, as if Sisterfuck America needed another talking head, they got one.

Really, Huckabee isn’t as bad as most. He’s got your typical pseudocon political views and conservatives do have their redeeming traits such as supporting the right of the everyday man to defend himself with force, keep illegals out of the country, and strap pedophiles into the electric chair. But he’s still a hypocritical pseudocon who preaches America first, but then advocates reducing taxes and still increasing spending on some sandpile on the other side of the planet.

So, basically, this article is about absolutely nothing. Nothing is new.

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