Michigan motorcyclists can buy their way out of wearing a helmet
While on one hand I think it’s good that we’re allowing Darwin to do his thang, I can’t help but feel annoyed that this measure is definitely to please that certain type of motorcyclist I despise. The type who calls himself a “biker” and wears a big ugly mustache, sports a gut, and in the presence of helmet laws, dons that half bowling ball of a helmet while riding his chrome bedecked, bitch-bar-equipped, fringed leather saddled snail of a motorcycle. You know… the type of people who think of bikes as toys rather than useful tools. We know who the real tools are.
