Until something better comes along… some limericks

I came up with these a good while ago on the spot. It may not be on the spot anymore, but feel free to use these at dirty limerick competitions. Just give credit where it’s due.

There once was a man, worked at Boeing.
Who fancied to take up sewing.
But he sutured his penis, into his anus.
Now he can’t tell if he’s coming or going.

Many’s the day I spent in the hay
with lasses all over the world.
I’d drink too much whiskey
Get far too frisky
And wake up ‘neath a fat girl.